Pooky is here, Where is Garfield?
Stop and smell the roses!




Saturday, August 28, 2004

Caught up on some blogg reading and thought I would join others in the "How well do you know me" game. Take my Quiz! If you want to see how well others are doing or where you rank cheak this out Check out the Scoreboard!









Another nice relaxing day. Very socialble day on the phone which I don't mind. OOOhhh scary talking to people not via puter. lol. Set up a lunch for next week so that should be nice.

Finished off two projects I had going on today and started another. Should hopefully finish that one by the time the weekend is finished.

Going out for dinner tomorrow and that should be nice. I like going down to Brighton to have dinner there. A nice meal they serve down there. And sometimes if and only if, I am lucky to win a few dollars on the pokies. Won $30 last time I went down there. So 2 meals and a few drinks cost me nothing at the end of the night.

Instead of doing what I was going to do last night did a whole big clean up while having drinkies. Made cleaning a little more fun. hehehehehe. But one thing I did notice is that the Mr Muscle orange cleaning stuff affects asthmatics. Prob cause of the high sent it has. So that will be something I use when Angel is not at home.

Got an interesting email last night/early this morning. Found out who dobbed me into to ebay. Do I or don't I feel like being a total bitch????

I will be so glad when the oylmpics is finished. At least on Tuesday night two of my fav shows will be back on. And a 2 hour catch up one too. yepppie. Leave the net on so no-one can ring, turn mobile off and me is going to be a happy little chappy.

Well time to fix up nails, do some more of my project and watch some videos.

ttfn

xxoo








Friday, August 27, 2004

What a wonderful day again today. It is hard when you have to sit in your backyard and have some icecream and play around for the day. Loving this nice weather and the lack of stress. I think my body is slowely forgiving me for pushing it too hard last weekend/Monday.

Will finish re arrange my lounge room tonight and then reward my body with a few drinkies, dove chocy and a movie or two. That sounds dam fine for me.

Some people last week did not think highly of me. Hell most thought I was a bitch. Only a couple said it to my face though. lol. Just figure why sit on the fence anymore. Say what is going on in my pea brain. If people don't like it the can cover their ears. One person taught me that there is no point in being quiet and letting things slide just to keep the peace. It does you no good in the end. So might as well speak up.

A few times I choose the suttle and nice approach of saying things that did not sit well with me, but I did not get heard. So now I will speak up and if people don't like it well......... stiff shit.

Next week I have changed a few days around which is fine for me. I get to stay home when the weather is shitty. Means I can work on a few more little things around the house. I am in major clean out mode at the moment. Wanting to change everything, clean out everything just make some changes in life. That means will be spending a bit more time at home and doing bits and pieces.

Boss has been really good in letting me swap a few days next month so I can go to appointments for Angel. Actually he has been really great last few weeks. Asking how things are, if I need to talk he will listen, and general stuff like that. He is a fun guy to work for. He doesn't know everything that is going on, but he has heard a few whispers. He said that the whispers explain a few of my little habbits or lack there of and he understood why.

well time to start on the evening events

ttfn

xxoo






Thursday, August 26, 2004

I have to say I am very happy with life at the moment. Apart from self inflicted soreness. Bit sad when I have valium to go with dinner and by 10.00pm I can barley keep my eyes open. I hate taking tablets and have an extreme low tolerance to some medications. But today just taking it nice and easy. Just relaxing. No more lifting, sanding, mowing. Nothing. Give my little body a chance to recover. Someone offered to rub my shoulders (usually would never pass up on that offer) but people touching my shoulders was painful. Got through the last two days of working with the majic of good pain killers. And even sader was having strained a stomac muscle not being able to eat dinner on Tuesday night. I felt rotten cause mum had cooked roast beef and I could not eat it.

Angel was happy last night. Since it was a nice last night we took our time comming home. We stopped off at K-Mart and got him some new shoes, some cars and a box set of TMNT DVDs. The video was $24 and I saw the DVD box set for $30. Figured for an extra $6 was a good bargin since I was getting 12 episodes more. Keeps the little man happy. And he got some new cars. I spent a whole $8 on myself getting two cd singles. There are some songs that have me a little hooked at the moment and always catch myself singing to them (at home).

That is the nice thing about being single I think. I can come and go as I please. I don't have to rush home to cook dinner for anyone, if I feel like being slack and not doing housework for a day, no-one around to nag me. And all the other little fruities.

Well time to go cause pain killers kicked in and brain going fuzzer than usualy

ttfn

xxoo






Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Well I am very happy about what I accumplished yesterday.

Took me a while to get my mawn mower started but I get there eventually. Another new little trick to my lawn mower. Loose fuel line. Fixed that up and cleaned the spark plug, spirted wd40 in the right bits and taped up other bits and she went well. I was only going to do the front lawn, but figured since it was working would do the back to. The next thing on my shopping list is a lawn mower I can still buy parts for if need so. After I have new puter will save up for that and ask mum or sis very nicely to help me get one home. Or might see what I can do with the guy around the corner in the lawn mower shop.

Got my cabinet done and it looks good. Mum is going to help me tonight to move the tv onto it. Hmmm wondering what mum is cooking tonight for dinner. Going to miss that next Tuesday since she is going away for a week.

Mum went to a cleirvionat yesterday and I am appartently getting married in about a year to a nice guy that already has kids and he is about 30. My ex is ment to make an attempt to see Angel sometime before Xmas. I laughed at that one cause he will not see Ashley while I am still alive, and my mum and sister are too. And we all know his attempted will be half arsed. He may ring and say can I see Angel. I will go no and that will be his attempt. Ex only put effort into 3 things. Boozing, cricket and sex. I had to laugh the other day. Mum and I were chatting and we relised that it is harder to get money outta my ex then it was to get sole custody of Angel. Pretty sad really. That came about cause I got $18.34 maintance for 3 moneths. In total I have recieved $28.34 maintance in the last 6 months. So glad that the government has set up a new task force to get dead beat dads to pay up.

There was a couple of other things that came up about me in my mum's reading and one person I used to be close to.

And the main thing was about my Pa. We all know he is around. He will be around more since his birthday is on the 26th of this month. We all know that he will visit us on that day. He has for the last 5 years and for 3 years has also visited Angel. O believe he is Angel's little protector. I always know when pa is visiting Angel cause Pa tries to take Angel's cars from him and you wil hear Angel saying "no my car" even though it is pitch black in his room and it might be some weird time of night. Then Angel will start laughing. Only one othe person has heard this and I am not sure if they believed me or not. I generally keep that sort of thing to myself as some people may think I am a bit loopy (more than usual) about that stuff. There have been other little things to let me know that Pa has been around. But will stop freaking you all out for now

Time to get ready for the gaggle of bus rides for the day

TTFN

xxoo






Monday, August 23, 2004

What an almost perfect weekend. The only down falls I am suffering for now. The sunburn and hurting myself pushing the car from the front to the back yard.

I moved the car (the battery died) so that I could mow the lawn and after moving the car had no strength left to get the lawn mower started. I did this on Saturday and still suffering today. Hopefully I can get the arm motions to work enough to mow the lawn today.

Then I am going to do some sanding and do my tv cabinet and paint it a nice gloss jet black. Once I have done that will move the tv and dvd and video into that and re paint the table in a gloss black instead of the matt black it is at the moment.

And at some stage today will find time to do some more knitting and some ebay stuff. As they say a woman's work is never done. lol

Still trying to figure out how to get the cover off the roof of my bathroom to change the light bulb. Think I will play hopeless dumb female and get SAHT to come out and do that. That way if they fuck it up they have to pay for it. lol

Hopefully by next week I can go puter shopping. Just waiting for money to clear and bam. Shopping I go. Going to hopefully time it well. Go shopping on the Monday, go to work on Tuesday and it should be delivered on the Wednesday. That is if all the money clears in time.

Angel has been a cutie again with mum's ouchies. He pulls my neck so I am closer to him and he kisses my shoulder better. Then he says what sounds like "There are you are" and "better". He is such a cutie and a pervert already. He loves the movie Bring it on. Watching all those girls in short skirts. lol. In particular loves the girls change room scene. At least he has his prorties right. lol He makes me laugh

Well time to go and either rev up the mower or the sander

TTFN

xxoo






Saturday, August 21, 2004

Yesterday would have been the toughest day for Angel. I mean it is very tough life he has sitting out the back in the sun having twisties and playing all day. We just had a nice slacky day yesterday. Was nice. Today going to potter in the garden and we are going to mow the front lawn. We are an odd couple. I mow the lawn and then he does with his little lawn mower. A few people laugh when they see this. Angel copies every movement I do with the lawn mower.

Happy just pottering around doing my own thing. Not many people know what I am getting up to these days and I like it like that. Doing as I please and no-one knowing, pasting judgement or making comments.

Getting rid of most of my stresses has been great. No more aches and pains. My body has been behaving itself. So now I can enjoy some things alot more. Finacially I am doing a little better. Not stressing as hard. Still not great, but not as bad as what it has been. Only got my 3 big debts to go then I am home free. I will be debt free before I am 30. Yeppie. Then I can do things alot better for Angel.

Missing talking to some people on line. Not many people are around these days. All caught up with the oplympics. I can't be buggered with all of that. I would rather what the real champions. The disabled Olympics. They are the real sports heros in my view. I think it sucks how we hear very little of them. I think it is very predicial that the media only spends a few mintues on the disabled Olympics. Where is all the media coverage and the hype for these people. They are the same as the abled bodied people. Media and laws say that we should not discrimate, but the media is guilty of that.

Hell why don't we push the buttons even further. How many times do we hear about the Australian Woman's Cricket team, or the rugby team or even the netball. And this is what we see as people. How do we not discrimate when the media does??? Very messed up world.

Well time to earn some money, spend some money and do some gardening.

ttfn

xxoo






Thursday, August 19, 2004









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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.
What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers!
What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you outof this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."








Understanding women


A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly
exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard to me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
something that would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,! what
she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
she means when says "nothing's wrong", and how I can make a woman truly
happy"
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"









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Well yet again as always Angel had a super day for a Thursday. Think he loves Thursdays now cause he knows he is going to get little things. Not the he doesn't any other time. lol

Today he got 2 new outfits that were really great price. One was $15 and was a 3 piece set (t-shirt, jacket and pants) and the other was a 2 piece set for $8. I love finding great bargins.

Last few days been keeping myself busy. I like doing that. Rather than sitting around doing bugger all. But been too dam tired at night to do the other things that I want to do. Might have to work out a nice balance there again.

Today we thought, well I thought, we would make full use of the nice weather. We went into town for a while. Picked up bit for puter (still old one but needed bit to attempt to work digi cam, still not working though) and did little bits and pieces in there. Came home for about 20 mins then mum dropped in so we went over to Harbour Town.

Came home and pottered around a bit then dinner, then Angel fell asleep on the couch and I was left to do my own things.

The only annoying part about the day was the 4 blackouts that we had this morning. Not handy when either chatting or downloading. And reseting the clocks all the time. lol

Best part was my tax cheque finally arrived. Yeppie Yepppie. Someone listened to me and my begging. I only begg in private. hehehehehe

Not long to go to new puter. I'm excited. Got 3 people wanting to buy my old scanner and printer off me. But will do the right thing and go down the list. If first one pulls out then will go down the list that way. And depending on how things go with new puter, might have to throw in digi cam to. Depending if this cam will fit or not. It is not USB digi cam, but found some cords that may make it work. See what happens.

Well time to put this tired old body to bed.

ttfn

xxoo








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Tuesday, August 17, 2004

If I said to ya that I was looking foward to today. I would be telling you a big lie.I usually do look foward to Tuesdays but this one has a rotten taste in the mouth. (maybe it is that sick feeling)

I am not that good at dealing with my snakes once they have been revealed. I have already said to mum to have so burbon ready for when I get up to her place tonight.

Does anyone have any ideas on how to do with snakes effectivly??? If you do please leave some sort of comment.

ttfn

xxoo







Monday, August 16, 2004

Well the weekend is gone. I want it back now. I had a very productive weekend to take my mind off things. Can it be the weekend now please. I decided to have an extra long weekend so I could do a few things while I was alive/awake and while Angel was at daycare.

Just spent two hours trying to figure out why this bit of rubbish was running so dam slow. (hurry up tax man with my cheque I WANT NEW PUTER YESTERDAY) Worked through it and remebered when this thing hits 2 gig of its 4 (well reads 7 but has 20 gig in it grrrr) that is runs really bad. So pulled off a whole heap of piccys I no longer need and a game or two. nnnnnooooooo not my games.

Now I can get back on line properly and this horn bag can find her hunk of spunk. hehehehehehe.

Slowely cleaning out my house. Speaking of house. Had to laugh today got a letter from SAHT to let me know that my rent has gone up 30 cents. You know why that is? Cause my income went up $1.00. Have to laugh at these stupid things.

To continue with that wave pattern my dog. Thought I had a smart dog. Well he was so smart he ate my washing powder and threw up all over my laundry. Had cuppa with a friend today so that put that off for a while. But cleaned that up too. eeeewwwww.

Do you love it when people make you feel all nice and warm and fuzzy. Was chatting to someone over the weekend and he did that. Said he came into one of my hide outs on Wednesday to take me out for lunch but walked straight out and went home when he saw I wqas not there. How sweet.

Well time to pick up my little man.

ttfn

xxoo






Friday, August 13, 2004

Yesterday was one of those strange days. Angel had an excellent day. As it seems to be most Thursdays. lol

He was happy cause we went on the tram. He has only been on it twice, but he loves it. He did lots of running around, got some choccy (new word for this week and keeps repeating it) Defantly his mother's son. Choccy does not last a day in this house. lol The little ratbag always finds my internet stash. He also got 2 spiderman comics. Terroiristed at least 5 men. heheheheheeh. He finally crashed it at 9.00pm last night. I am shocked that he lasted that long.

We went into the city yesterday for a few reasons. The main ones were meat shopping and to go to Lincrafs wool sale.

The meat shopping was funny. I went to my butcher that I used to go to all the time when I was working in the city. They have excellent meat there. Meat is so much cheapier than my supermarket. Anyhoos while in there chatting and catching up ended up with one of the butcher's phone numbers. I joke around that I got a little extra meat while out shopping. heheheheheh. If people can laugh at my strange sence of humour than all good. Made 3 people laugh that were having average days. One thinks I am nuts but loves it when I give her a laugh. Angel got a nice size of fritz while we were in there.

Went off to Lincraft and nothing much in there. Got some more wool for a pressy I am making. It is bitch stuff to knit with but having a bit of fun doing it. Seeing it all come together. Hope I finish it in time. Still waiting on something else to arrive for this person's pressie and I hope that comes real soon. I was looking around for another thing, but all I can find is rip offs. Not giving someone a pressy that is a rip off. Also not paying $46 for a rip off. Fuck that.

Went to go and see some friends about a situtaion and bumped into another. Told friend briefly what is going on and it has been comforting to know that 3 people now think I have done the right thing. Have been stressing a lot about this sitution but I guess I now wait and see what happens.

Even though I went against the advice of one friend he then said I did the right thing. Also when things have been questioned he and his partner have been standing up for me and putting a good word in for me. I know I could have spoken to another friend about this early in the week cause he is of business mind and knows one person well that is involved. But that person had a bit too much on his plate to deal with my stress too.

Although I am not of business mind all the time and I can not play head games or poltics of stuff, I did with what my morals said to do.

Well time to go as getting attacked by tigers. Angel has now claimed my one as his. lol

ttfn

xxoo






Thursday, August 12, 2004

Modern technology

SON: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway!

Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.

Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick.

As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.

Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared.

And that's the story.

God Bless."








"Pick on George Bush" day







Who is in charge?

BODY MEETING

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.


The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge !!









Blessings on Your Computer

Dear Lord,
Every evening
As I'm lying here in bed
This tiny little prayer
Keeps running through my head
God bless my mom and dad
And bless my little pup
And look out for my sister
When things aren't looking up
And God, there's one more thing
I wish that you could do
Hope you don't mind me asking
But please bless my computer too?
Now I know that's not normal
To bless a mother board
But just listen a second
While I explain to you 'My Lord'
You see, that little metal box
Holds more to me than odds & ends
Inside those small compartments
Rest a hundred of my 'BEST FRIENDS'
I know for sure they like me
By the kindness that they give
And this little scrap of metal
Is how I travel to where they live
By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you
I share in what life brings them
From that our friendship grew
"PLEASE" Take an extra minute
From your duties up above
To bless this scrap of metal
That's filled with so much love!







Chinese Proverbs

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Now send it to 10 or more people. Nothing will happen but 10 people
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Old maid...
Joke of the Month: In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady,
a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly
approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when
she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the
local postal clerk) to make the proper "final" arrangements. As a last
wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription
engraved on her tombstone: "BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A
VIRGIN". Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. A few days after the
funeral, as the undertaker--postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that
the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone that she
had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen. He
thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final
request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of
stone. For days, he agonized over the dilemma. But finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought as the appropriate solution to the problem.
The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read
as follows: "RETURNED UNOPENED"








COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT . . . .
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks.I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer.I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows.I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer!I need something I can use to write proposals,track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!
ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

A FEW DAYS LATER . .
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START".........








You know you're living in 2004 when...


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.


2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.


3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.


4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.


5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.


6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.


7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside line.


8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.


10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.


11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.


12. Contractors out-number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.


AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...



13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.


14. As you read this list, you thought about forwarding it to your "friends".


15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more, except to send you jokes from the net.


16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.


17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9.


18. And now you are laughing at yourself!


19. Finally, you fwd this to your friends ..."







Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Do you ever find yourself in ones of those situtations where you could just kick yourself? You think you are being helpful, nice and all that jazz just to find out from other sources that the person that you are trying to be helpful to is just driving the knives in your back as hard as they can.

Well this has been one of them. I offered to help out what I thought was a friend, even to the point of offering a bed for them to stay for a short time, and the knives have been dug into my back big time. Not sure who I am more angry at. Myself for falling for that trick again in such a small space of time or this person for taking advantage of it all.

It is nice to know that when this person has been "bitching" about me to two people they have stood up for me.

It is hard. You don't offer to help people out and you are a prick of a person. You help people out and people walk all over the top of ya. Strange world that we live in.

Well time to orgainse some more fun for today

ttfn

xxoo






Tuesday, August 10, 2004

What a fucker of a day. Best part was comming home to my Angel and a cooked meal by my mum. So glad today is over.

If there is one thing I hate is being caught in a complete catch 22. People really putting some of my loyaties to the test. I hate being cornered like that.

Try to explain as not to give too much away. Someone did something they should not have and it caused a bit of grief for a day. It did not cause grief to me but to (we will call this person R) R. Unfortantly R does not know (we will call this person A)A has done this and is looking for answers big time. I know the answer and it is a tricky little situation.

I could not really consentrate well at work as this problem was playing on my mind alot. This is very serious stuff. One person who I did not expect to notice, noticed that I was a little (well a fucking lot) stressed about something.

I guess what really pissed me off for the day was the fact that A has been saying some harsh stuff about me and I have not said anything about what A has been doing. If I come clean about what A is doing, could possibly cost this person a lot.

I sat down with two people today and nutted it out a little without giving too much away. So time to think about what is the right thing to do.

Well time to attempt to get some sleep. Didn't get much last night cause of this "issue" but I have had a little helper tonight to help me sleep and hopefully that will do the trick a little.

Speaking of sleepies. Tonight will be the fourth night in a row that Angel has slept in his spiderman bed. He is a big boy now. It looks kinda funny cause he looks so small in that big bed.

well time for mine (I hope)

ttfn

xxoo






Sunday, August 08, 2004


Most recent one of Angel








This is Angel







After many hours cleaning and moving furniture around Angel's room is all made up. Looking dam fine with all the Spiderman stuff. Last night he spent his first night in his big bed. Not my bed, but his.

We tried this just over a year ago but it did not quiet work out. He would not stay in bed and he would fall out. I did the mistake of not knowing quiet what to do and he fell out of bed and ended up with a nice black eye. I got the 50 questions about that as the next day we had to go up to the hospital to cheak on his heart. My local GP told me they did a small investigation and came back with nothing. And so they should. So to prevent that from happening again remebered what a guy said (was seeing him at the time of first bed trial) and put his cot matterass down incase he fell out. Although he did not need it last night will pull it out again tonight and for a while till I know forsure he will not fall out.

That is the fun part about raising kids. Is that everyone has a different opion. The greatest advice I got was to listen to everyone and go with what feels right. And if I upset people cause I did not take their advice that is stiff shit.

Going through all his baby clothes yesterday and Angel standing there "helping" it was amazing to see how much he had grown. The baby that ooooo stuff was too big, born 4 pound 3 is now this big strong boy. Still small compaired to some his age, but big compaired to all the other clothes.

Only one problem with going through all his clothing. The mind played tricks last night and I kept dreaming I was having another but it was a little girl. Think I need to have sex with more than BOB or a male that has been desexed. (got the snip, same thing). I don't see that as a relatity for many years anyhoos in the way I like to do things. But if worst comes to worse I will ask a male friend to be a sperm donar. Not my prefered, but if time totally runs out and still single that is what I will do. I wanted to have one more before I was 30, but not likely to happen at this rate. lol Oh well will have to work on another goal for when I am 30.

Tonight I am goinng to be strange and do some girlie stuff. Re colour my hair and fix up the broke nails and paint them. I just never know it might wow someone out there. lol.

Anyhoos time for first cuppa and get over the 5.30am wake up shock.

ttfn

xxoo






Saturday, August 07, 2004

What do all little boys love? Getting dirty without getting told off. Angel was loving it yesterday as we made play dough and he got nice and dirty with flour and stuff.

Trying to keep him amuzed without running around. Poor little bugger has come down with a cold again. His asthma is playing havoic with it too. I try to keep on top of colds so we don't end up with a hospital stay. Once a year is bad enough. It was reall nice though last night. Sat in bed and did my knitting with only the sound of Angel breathing (and coughing at times). Unfortantly when he is sick he is a real cling boy. I only get a few minutes to myself. But I don't mind.

Good thing I don't make bets with people anymore. I would have won the last one. I knew the little 3some thing would not happen. Will have a chat to person during the week and find out why. Just as well anyhoos with Angel being sick.

Chatting with my sister and she is seriously considering going back to E. I know there is a special little bond between them because of a private matter. But when ever she is with E the shit usually hits the fan one way or another. But she has been liking that Angel is giving her lots of cuddles and kisses now. He never used to do that with her. So I hope that things don't change too much.

Some people think I am a litle odd at being too over protective with Angel. The one thing is that I am very careful on who he forms bonds with. I don't want him to form a bond with someone and for that someone to just walk out. I want Angel to be as innocent as possible. Not be confused about emotion stuff. And not think that every time he forms a bond with someone they are going to take off. Or worst still that the reason they people go is because of him. I don't care if he thinks mum is a drop kick that fucks up all the time and makes people move on, but I never want him to think that it is his fault.

Also on a bit of a selfhish way. If he forms too big a bond with someone means no play time for me. Angel did that to one person that used to come around. And got the feeling that is pissed guy off big time. Angel just wanted to play with him. It was kinda cute that Angel took to him. But not ment to be. Anyone that gets pissed off with Angel wanting to play with them is not really worth having around anyhoos.

Angel is my life. I do everything for him. And if people can not understand that they can go. Men will come and go, but Angel is here for life. And he is the one that will pick out my nursing home. lol.

One day I would like to say I have two very special men in my life. But in no hurry for it. If ment to happen it will. But in the mean time very happy with my little man.

ttfn

xxoo






Thursday, August 05, 2004

What a fab day for the both of us. Angel more so but it was good for both.

We went out shopping today and picked up some bargins. Good thing stores are putting in all the summer stuff cause all the winter stuff is marked down. Picked up a car and Spiderman jumper for Angel. Marked down from $25.00 down to $15.00. He is very happy about that.

He also got a new Spiderman DVD and some stickers for his sticker book. And he got some new cars. All up he had a great day. He even got to go into one of those car trolleys around Marion. Cost me $8.50 for 2 hours but he had fun and that was the main thing.

I got myself some more balls of wool for my blanket, well our blanket. And I found the last copy of the book I was looking for. Yeppie. Now can read the 3 in the set and understand. Lending sister the 2nd one as I am not even half way through the first one. Takes me forever to read a book. Depending on the topic depends on how long it takes me.

some men amaze me. My sister's ex, the one before the last one (we will call him E) has moved right in for the kill. Last night put the hard word on her on them getting back together. I personally do not do that shit. Once someone is done with me or me done with them that is it. No going back to that. Somepeople like to go back with ex's. I don't. I follow the theory that ex is an ex for a reason and no going back. If I go back with an ex it is going backward not foward in life. But it is her choice. E has always been waiting for things to go to shit with the new ex.

Late last night fiddled with a few settings on the puter and now I can see colours a little better. Still a shocker though. But a little better.

Actually been enjoying staying at home more. Saving money and that helps a lot. And I am able to get things done around the house when Angel is at Day Care.

Spoke to my neighbour the other day about the pain peeling off my roof all the time in the bedrooms and he said it was cause when these houses where first built they used a powdered pain, hence all other pain peels off. But eventally I want to repaint this house and bring some life into it. And patch up a few holes in the walls from a certain dickhead that used to live here. grrrrrr

Well time to watch price is right and see what I can win on the couch. lol. It is our new mother and son bonding program. He laughs at the silly people and goes nuts when the cars come on and I knit and watch.

ttfn

xxoo







Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room.
The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.
The first guy says: I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the President of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.
The second guy says: Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a traveling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also manage to become a par! tner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.
The third guy says: Well, well, well congratulations!!
My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq. ft mansion specially for his friend.
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of theirs sons.
The forth friend who earlier had gone to rest room returned and asked: What's going on, what are all the congratulations for?
One of the three said: We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. And then he asked, What about your son?
The forth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.

The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel.

The forth man replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very lucky too.
Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq. ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends.









lol






Wednesday, August 04, 2004

What a horrid day for weather yesterday. Our wettest in 21 years. Was very grateful that Mum drove us in the morning and picked us up. Walking to bus stop after work was funny (in an off beat way) seeing all these umbrellas all over the place. In bins and on the ground. Thankfully mine held out with the strong winds, but I still got wet little stumps.

Angel is improving greatly on his speach. He may go up to kindy with the other kids yet. Last night was cold so we snuggled in bed together to keep each other warm. Just as well I don't have a partner. Cause Angel sleeps on the side that they would. lol

If anyone has a copy of Tales of the Slayer Volume 2 that they wish to sell could you please let me know. I have Volume 1 and can get Volume 3, But volume 2 I can only get in USA or Great Britian and the postage is a killer on both.

Taking a break from Bloggy designs as the common complaint is the coloursdon't match up. On my puter they do, but this is an old thing and colours are a little outta wack. So will do more when I get new puter. Wish the tax man would hurry up with my tax cheque. grrrrr

Well time to do something for the day. Get things ready for tonight.

xxoo






Sunday, August 01, 2004

Isn't it always nice to know that even though situations change people do not. But when situations change you notice that you change a little yourself.

I had to have a little chuckle over this during the week. Even though my situation has changed people can still smack you in the face with a wet dead fish. The little put downs still come out. I have given up the battle on saying anything so I just have a little chuckle to myself. It is amuzing cause these are the people that tell me I should speak up and when I do they are the ones that don't listen. It is funny to me. I am sure these people don't even relise what comes outta their mouths sometimes. I know one friend doesn't. But these people would be the first ones to make noise if the same was said to them. All very amuzing.

Last night with my family went really well. I served them corned beef, cauliflower, carrots, beens, mashed potatoe and chesse sause. I love having people over for dinner. We sat down and watch Chicargo. Wow Richard Gere can sing. Catherine Zeta-Jones looked the part of a bitch. I bet she is in real life too. She just has that aura about her. Real chick flick in saying all men suck. lol. Suited my mood just fine. Not that I think all men do, just most. Then we watched the Lion King cause Mum and Sister had not seen it yet.

I think my sister liked re-connecting with Angel. She got lots of cuddles and stuff off him. Now she knows how much of a ratbag he is at home. lol

The past week has been filled with ups and downs. But it is good. A bit of thinking about stuff went on too. And that stopped the down part really quick. More set into a little annoyance and chuckles.

I have been loving that people assume they know what I am thinking, feeling, doing, etc. Good think looks can be decieving. Who can really say they know anyone? I tell people what they ask or want to know. But if they don't ask too much I don;t really say. I especailly loving the people that tell me how I should be feeling.

Well off to watch some quailty tv (will wake up to relatity soon. lol)

ttfn

xxoo




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